Hi there. My name is Mike Rauser. I am a news and features reporter for the Dakota Student. So, one thing you might discover about me in the future is that I tend to write poetry when I’m bored. I happen to be bored at this precise moment, so here goes:

I am the one who does not fear the night.
I am the one who does not run from a fight.
I am the one whose name shall be feared.
I am the one with the magnificent beard.

You are the one who will be defeated.
You are the one who will have retreated.
You are the one who will fail again.
You are the one who could have been.

He is the one who could ruin me yet.
He is the one whose name I forget.
He is the one that they will certainly call
He is the one who could destroy us all.

That’s all for now. See you next time.

P.S.: I didn’t plan this, but if you read this in Christopher Lee’s voice (or Ian Mckellen’s), it sounds awesome.